Questions answered by Jeff.
1. What is something I always says to you?
i dont want to work anymore
2. What makes me happy?
seeing eva smile
3. What makes me sad?
having to leave eva everyday
4. How do I make you laugh?
when you laugh and sound like a guinea pig
5. What was I like as a child?
sassy
6. How old am I?
24
7. How tall is my dad?
5'11
8. What is my favorite thing to do?
surf the net
9. What do I do when you're not around?
wii fit
10. If I become famous, what will it be for?
youtube video of you running around the house half dressed
11. What am I really good at?
youre a good mother, a good wife and youre really good at lumines
12. What am I not very good at?
social gatherings with people you dont know
13. What do I do for a job?
teller supervisor
14. What is my favorite food?
mexican (chicken tacos, either ponchos or el charros)
15. What makes you proud of me?
seeing me with eva andwhen i actually know some kind of child rearing fact.
16. If I were a cartoon character, who would I be?
wanda (fairly odd parents)
17. What do we do together?
video games, puzzles, raise children, snow mobile, all kinds of stuff
18. How are you and I the same?
we like to do the same things, we pretty much have the same vision of our future, and we want the same things out of life, were both messy
19. How are you and I different?
i talk a lot you talk very little.
20. How do you know I love you?
because you tell me all the time and you're not a liar. and you make me coffee and eggs and pancakes and bring me drinks when I'm cutting the grass ( though you have been slacking and I've been wondering about your love for me)
21. What do you like most about me?
that you're always up for new things and always try to be involved in whatever I'm into at the time
22. Where is my favorite place to go?
anywhere if the sun is shining
1. What is something I always says to you?
i dont want to work anymore
2. What makes me happy?
seeing eva smile
3. What makes me sad?
having to leave eva everyday
4. How do I make you laugh?
when you laugh and sound like a guinea pig
5. What was I like as a child?
sassy
6. How old am I?
24
7. How tall is my dad?
5'11
8. What is my favorite thing to do?
surf the net
9. What do I do when you're not around?
wii fit
10. If I become famous, what will it be for?
youtube video of you running around the house half dressed
11. What am I really good at?
youre a good mother, a good wife and youre really good at lumines
12. What am I not very good at?
social gatherings with people you dont know
13. What do I do for a job?
teller supervisor
14. What is my favorite food?
mexican (chicken tacos, either ponchos or el charros)
15. What makes you proud of me?
seeing me with eva andwhen i actually know some kind of child rearing fact.
16. If I were a cartoon character, who would I be?
wanda (fairly odd parents)
17. What do we do together?
video games, puzzles, raise children, snow mobile, all kinds of stuff
18. How are you and I the same?
we like to do the same things, we pretty much have the same vision of our future, and we want the same things out of life, were both messy
19. How are you and I different?
i talk a lot you talk very little.
20. How do you know I love you?
because you tell me all the time and you're not a liar. and you make me coffee and eggs and pancakes and bring me drinks when I'm cutting the grass ( though you have been slacking and I've been wondering about your love for me)
21. What do you like most about me?
that you're always up for new things and always try to be involved in whatever I'm into at the time
22. Where is my favorite place to go?
anywhere if the sun is shining
I live the life of a rock star. It's True! I have wild hair and make-up with frequent costume changes.
Everywhere I go I have an entourage. People are constantly yelling my name. I look out into the crowd and they're actually crying for me, reaching for me.
I have no privacy. I'm watched when I shower, when I'm cooking, even when I'm using the restroom...for my own protection, I'm sure.
When I go places I must do so quickly before my fans get out of control and start a riot. Every night a different guy wants to sleep with me. Each of them genuinely hurt when I turn him away.
Occasionally I get dirty undergarments whirled at me with a whoop and a smile. It's even hard sometimes to walk through my own home without someone spotting me and trying to grab my legs or my clothng.
Oh, and don't forget about the stalkers! You know, those crazed fans that follow you everywhere? Why, I can't even talk on the phone in the pantry without an eye or two peeping in at me.
Yes, it's true, I live my life as a rock star.
my sister sent this to me, she read it in a "moms" magazine. so funny.
Everywhere I go I have an entourage. People are constantly yelling my name. I look out into the crowd and they're actually crying for me, reaching for me.
I have no privacy. I'm watched when I shower, when I'm cooking, even when I'm using the restroom...for my own protection, I'm sure.
When I go places I must do so quickly before my fans get out of control and start a riot. Every night a different guy wants to sleep with me. Each of them genuinely hurt when I turn him away.
Occasionally I get dirty undergarments whirled at me with a whoop and a smile. It's even hard sometimes to walk through my own home without someone spotting me and trying to grab my legs or my clothng.
Oh, and don't forget about the stalkers! You know, those crazed fans that follow you everywhere? Why, I can't even talk on the phone in the pantry without an eye or two peeping in at me.
Yes, it's true, I live my life as a rock star.
my sister sent this to me, she read it in a "moms" magazine. so funny.
So despite Eva pooping I actually came out with some decent pictures. Want to see? Of course you do... :)

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I just took Eva outside for a bare butt photoshoot.
She got me back my pooping while I was in the middle of taking pictures!
I have picture evidence to prove it. How horrifying. haha
She got me back my pooping while I was in the middle of taking pictures!
I have picture evidence to prove it. How horrifying. haha
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i miss being pregnant.
Does Eva start pooping as soon as I'm going to pick her up and put her in the car seat?
Doesn't she know we have places to go!!!
Doesn't she know we have places to go!!!
Show me where you live!!!!


















